These are quotes by a funny, funny man.
This man is my father, Ted.

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If you know Ted, I need your help to get quotes!

Because Ted is naturally funny,  he doesn't realize when something is worthy of this website. To keep this website livley with a variety of quotes,  I need other quote providers. Just type in a quote said by Ted, and your quote will problably be posted on the blog/ twitter page!

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Last updated 10/5/09